One and done.

I figured that for all the time I spend disparaging this jug-eared creep the least I could do is utilize my advertising skillz to help Obama get a new job come 2012. A guerilla campaign to get him a position for which he's well-suited seemed the way to go. The only question was whether that would be building shacks with Jimmy Carter or manning the deep fryer at a moderately priced restaurant with a multicultural menu. I opted for the latter because the thought of a roof collapsing on some poor unwitting family who then has to hear this guy prattle on about how it's not his fault because he inherited the wood and nails from Home Depot just makes me physically sick.

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Ads for Obama

Ads for Obama: part one

As I mentioned in a previous post, I've truly been "moved" by the imagery people have created on behalf of the Obamessiah. I've also been impressed by the campaign's ability to avoid any real questions about his background, experience, accomplishments or icky radical associations. Not only has the mainstream media assiduously avoided any critical analysis but they've turned the knob to "11" with regard to enabling the dissemination of dirt and lies about the Hillary Clinton and, subsequently, McCain/Palin campaigns.

You combine the imagery, gassy "change" rhetoric, astroturfing, compliant media and information control and you really do get a new kind of campaign. The media has swallowed the Kool-Aid, his true believers sure as hell have and now its all about the business of rounding up people who would only vote for him if they remain in the dark. Now that I fully understand his message, here's the first of several ads I'll do on his behalf: