Wednesday, July 4, 2012

obama ate a dog and he calls himself an American?

Lord only knows if Obama really ate dog or if it was just a pathetic stab at manufacturing a multicultural man of mystery narrative in his memoir. We have to take him at his word, though. The fucker ate Lassie. He said so. And while it slipped past everyone the first time he ran, he should be mocked for it at every opportunity from here on. Real Americans don't eat Lassie. Or Benji. Or Rin Tin Tin. Or Scooby Doo. Hell, they don't even eat cats, and it's not like cats are good for anything else either. Boo Obama. Hide, Bo.White shirt only.

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