If you're at all like me, any overt expression of support for Romney requires a qualifier. Unconditional opposition to Obama doesn't mean that one must be tickled to death about rallying around Mittens. So this is one in a series of Pro-Romney shirts that are really just anti-Obama shirts, because if I can get a frivolous dig in on Romney while copping a squat on Teleprompter Jesus, it just seems to me that all the bases are covered. It's good to feel clean and whole in this unseemliest of electoral seasons. This shirt is available in white and other light shades.